Grand Theft Horse: Conquer the Kingdom or Destroy It

In this old school, open world action game full with pop culture allusions, complete outrageous tasks, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants, and become the ultimate medieval thug! The classic GTA gameplay is given a medieval makeover. The prize for the Great Tournament is the princess’ hand. Go from a local thug to a champion. Alternatively, don’t. Guy (you) and his pal (conveniently named Buddy) are out to win the reward, armed with holy hand grenades, pimped-up horses, and their own personal minstrels. It’s chaos and mayhem with a humorous twist.

Key Features

• Grand Theft Horse: Cause mayhem in a medieval environment inspired by classic Grand Theft Auto gameplay. Use swords, spears, or turds to get the job done!
• Put on the Crown: To win the Great Tournament as a poor peasant, you’ll have to get imaginative. Form strange alliances, betray your enemies, and dig up dinosaur remains (because, why not?).
• A Medieval Playground: It is entirely up to you how you progress. Spend your time doing quests, creating mayhem, and making fun of people!
• A Lot of Horsin’ Around: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, toss some holy hand grenades, or draw fancy pictures in the field with a plow.
• Minstrelsy of Power: Hire a musical companion to play the tunes you like and add a powerful soundtrack to your adventures.