The creators of Goat Simulator have created an old folks mayhem sandbox game called Just Die Already!

In a not-too-distant future where people aren’t having children, you are an elderly retiree. Due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games to doing actual work, there is no one to pay for pensions. You, like all other elderly people in our world, are forced to fend for themselves because no one is paying for your living expenses.

How are you going to survive in a society that wants you to die right now?

You’ve just been expelled from your retirement residence, which makes the situation worse, and your only choice is to take on risky tasks and scour the globe for retirement tickets in order to be eligible for free retirement care.

Don’t you think it’s time to start living a little now that society wants you dead?

Features:

• You get to be an elderly person, therefore BE elderly, BE BOLD. The dream you didn’t realise you had until now: grumpy, elderly, feeble, and complaining about the world. You’ve at last discovered a point of affinity with the typical Boomer.
• Break a leg, a neck, a few ribs, and possibly a nose. Find out what it’s like to be old and fragile; anything can break you, and you can break everything.
• DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME:  Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone?  Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?
• ONE MISSION – RETIRE:  Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…
• LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, firearms, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes, they all can be used to hurt and maim.
• EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER: Wreak havoc on the Millennial and Zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age – some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.
• BE OLD. TWICE: You get to experience old age. Good enough to repeat twice.
• CROSS-PLAY SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER: Play by yourself or in online multiplayer with up to 4 other people. Together, you can complete challenges, or you can cause chaos and rip your friends’ limbs off!
• THE GAME IS AS CRAZY AS YOU CAN BE: The city is full of intricate surroundings, crammed with secrets and undiscovered routes, which stimulate thorough investigation and eccentric experimenting to see it all.
• ONE LAST THING: Hold on, one more thing! Did we mention that you can cause a traffic bottleneck, a disruption in traffic, and car explosions? or that you can fly around by strapping wings to your arm?