Win the kingdom or raze it down in Grand Theft Horse.

Become the ultimate mediaeval thug by completing bizarre tasks, killing heroes, stealing horses, fighting guards, and robbing peasants in this classic open-world action game full with pop culture allusions. GTA’s traditional gameplay is given a mediaeval makeover. The princess’s hand is being given away as a prize in the Great Tournament. From a neighbourhood bandit to a champion. OR, don’t. Guy (that’s you) and his companion (conveniently named Buddy) are on the hunt for the prize with their very own minstrels, holy hand grenades, and pimped out horses. It’s chaos and mayhem with a real sense of humour.

Key Features

• Grand Theft Horse: Wreak havoc in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, turds – whatever will get the job done!
• Wear the Crown: You’ll have to think outside the box as a lowly peasant to triumph in the Great Tournament. Dig up dinosaur remains, form strange partnerships with your adversaries, and, why not?
• A Mediaeval Sandbox: It’s up to you how you advance. Spend your time performing quests, causing mayhem, and making fun of people!
• Horsin’ Around a Lot: Throw some holy hand grenades, drag your neighbours through the mud, shoot cows into the air, or use a plough to create elaborate designs on the ground.
• Hire a musician to accompany you on your trips so you can add your favourite songs as a dramatic soundtrack.