Pilgor has returned!

If you purchase the Standard Edition early, you will receive your very own in-game Pre-udder. It is exactly what you believe it to be. Gather your herd and enter Goat Simulator 3, an all-new, completely realistic sandbox farmyard adventure that puts you back in the shoes of no one’s favorite female protagonist.

That’s right, we’re doing it all over again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is now accompanied by other goats. You can invite up to three friends to participate in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then no longer be pals.

Prepare yourselves for more udder mayhem. In the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator, lick, headbutt, and damage your way across a whole new open world! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but we will provide you the tools you need to become the goats of your dreams.

You have the ability to be a goat.

No, there are a lot of goats. You can dress up by wearing the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and other animals. Everyone can find a goat!

Or you may dress up your goat in everything from toilet paper to tea dishes. For all we care, put on a jetpack.

This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectibles, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak

They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)

Who said anything about a musical?

You can be Keanu Ree… (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)

But you can be a goldfish (true story)